I stumbled on this via Stephen Lang's blog and couldn't resist having ago on the Blue Pyramid quiz, something that only takes a minute and is great fun. My result, which I think is partly influenced by my working environment at the moment, is not too far off the mark.
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people."
Have a go...