Fiction not quite worthy of Rowling

A colleague picked up a copy of The Sun at lunch to find out all about this great white shark off the coast of Cornwall and inside among the usual guff about celebrities and Big Brother was a piece about a head teacher who had decided to read out the last page of the final Harry Potter and ruin the ending for 400 pupils.

Bearning in mind the book came out on the 20 July at midnight and most schools broke up that afternoon you start to suspect that the story might be the work of fiction itself…